Few films have ever moved me to tears, but this is one of them. (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
Unfortunate Fortunes found in Cookies:
- You’ll never reach the door alive.
- Your children are not safe at home.
- She poisoned your egg fu yang.
- Your husband is cheating on you.
- You may have power or love, but not both.
Are you there, God?
It’s me…cancer dude.
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–[Cool Emo Band]
What’s more frightening than the undead?