So, Matt Damon has decided to stop using the word “faggot.” And for some reason, this is news-worthy.
Great. Let’s hear it for Matt Damon and his courageous stand against…nothing. Not a God damned thing.
“Look at me! I’ve stopped being a homophobic piece of shit!” Said the homophobic piece of shit. Yeah, whatever.
“And make no mistake! My daughter, proof of my heterosexuality, changed me!” Said the homophobic piece of shit.
How is this newsworthy?