No, Batman is not going to perform oral sex on Catwoman

“Why won’t Batman perform oral sex on Catwoman?” This is the noise on Twitter right now.

How about this: Because Batman and Catwoman are characters in a medium created for CHILDREN, you fucking overgrown infants!

“But adults read those comic books!” Fine, but they are for CHILDREN. These are comic books. They are written for children. I mean, how more clearly can I state it? Comic books have pictures in them and minimal dialog and less exposition because they are for children.

“But there are comic books for adults like The Sandman.” Yes, but Batman wasn’t created for adults. It was created–and I can not stress this enough–for children.

Get the fuck over it.

1 comment

  1. “How about this: Because Batman and Catwoman are characters in a medium created for CHILDREN, you fucking overgrown infants!”

    Abso-fuckin-lootly my friend!

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