Traditional Dems and the New Left’s Increasingly First-World Problems

So, I checked CNN tonight and this was front page news:

How about…no.

CNN, the mouthpiece for establishment dems, believes that the wealth-privilege of streaming Disney+ is something for which we should all be thankful. Never mind that some people are thankful they survived COVID, or that the stimulus package from the virus was the most money they’ve received in a single month in their lives, or that many are just thankful to have a roof over their head and food on the table.

No. Those things are what poor people are thankful for, and as we all know, poor people aren’t important to the Clinton-subsidized Democratic Party. No, we need to have our priorities right: If we’re not knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, baby-eating, neck-bearded monsters then we must be thankful for Baby Yoda.

So, with that in mind, I’ll admit that Baby Yoda is adorable. He’s just so gosh-darned cute. The only thing I’d find more adorable would be Baby Yoda’s Force Ghost.

Yes, it’s true–I am worse than Hitler.

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